LAWRENCE, KS – Uncle Sam recently took a stroll through Philadelphia where his master plan first took shape. He decided to check out some of the sites and interact with the folks in the area. Though he’s not a personable fellow and was only worried about people paying his tax, which he claims to appreciate. The question is do you appreciate him having his hand in your pocket?
YO! Unk! Can’t wait for you to get down to Houston to come visit again!. Here’s an open invitation to come visit and taze me and shit! Lookin forward to those taxes. I here some wall street bankers are really hurting. Can’t wait to help em out. Hey if you get a chance, can you bring back prohibition again? You could make a ton of dough bustin people for having beers in their camper! Whoo hoo! Beer and BarBque militia rules.
What’s all this talk about Uncle Sam not working? That’s BS. It’s hard work trying to figure out how to spend everyone else’s money.
Free suggestions from stinkys script writing service:
Sam: “Ya’ll fixing to ride a plane? Cause I’ll have to cavity search your ass right now if you are. that’s how liberty works see.”
Sam: “Hey, you know that no search and seizure thing? The Court says I don’t need no warrant: I can search you for my own safety right now, and seize your property, your money your house. so better not piss me off”
Thanks for the suggestions Stinky. Never hurts to have more thought-provoking lines added to Uncle Sam’s asshole persona.
And PaulO – good point. I think he has a lot of ways to spend the money. The difficult thing is trying to get more money – through taxes or through printing more fiat currency.